Ay... Avast!

(cool points for naming the movie and character/actor)

What was the pirate movie rated? ARrrrrrrr....
What's a pirate's favourite holiday? ARrrr-bor Day....
What's a pirate's favourite element? ARrrrr-gon....
Why are pirates pirates? Because they ARrrrrrre....
What's a pirate's favourite state? ARrrrkansas....
What did the pirate choose when asked to pick his poison? ARrrrrrrsenic....
Where does a pirate keep his jam? In a jARrrrrrrr....
Why did the pirate fall asleep in the middle of the day? He had nARrrrrrrrcolepsy...
Which Star Trek captain did the pirate think was best? PicARrrrrrd.....
What type of mystery books does a pirate read? the HARrrrrrrdy Boys......
Why did the pirate quarantine his ship? SARrrrrrrS...
Where do pirates go to get their fast food fix? ARrrrrrrrby's....
Which of the Beatle's do pirates like best? Ringo StARrrrrrrrr....
What mode of transportation does a pirate use? A ship, but when he's on land it's a cARrrrrrrr....


jokes courtesy of Piratejoke.com..... enjoy the remainder of the holiday while ye still can... And an extra dollar off yer booty if ye order your sandwiches and smoothies in yer best pirate voice. Arrrrrr....